Here are some random things:

I went to Bosnian Tae Boe last night. It is great excercise! My favorite exercise is when you have to link arms with someone, back to back, and then squat all the way down and try to get up. Do you know how hard that is to do!? I feel every single time. But I didn’t feel that bad… everyone else (with the exception of 2 couples) couldn’t do it either. I also loved doing stretches to warm up my knees.

Well Tiffany is officially in the country! I’m very happy.

I took one of those stupid quizzes on the Internet and they said I was high maintenance…I am very offended

Fun things to do with a vacuum hose-

1. Give you brother hickies all over his face.
2. Suck up your cat’s tail all the way, until the hose’s suction is holding the cat’s behind… it won’t let your cat walk, it just holds them in place...this is quite fun!

p.s. I am totally thrilled that you guys read my blog! I'm sorry that I can't update it more frequntly, but its the parent's rules, 'only in my free time' which is like never, cause me and Joce both have both aggreed that I do school 24hours a day.

Love you all!

Blogger Blues

I officially have the blogger blues. It has to completely do with the fact that NO ONE IS COMMENTING ON MY BLOG! Do you know how depressing that is!?! Maybe it is because I have not said anything interesting... maybe it is because I don't have anymore friends... maybe it's just me :'-(

Moving on, without the drama...

I am really excited that Tiffany is coming back! 14 more hours til she lands! Then hopefully (if she is feeling up to it) she, Joce, and Scott with come over for dinner.

Oh, I just learned something new today. They have Ta-Boe in Zenica. Donata (my language teacher) told me about it. Me and mom are talking about going... its pretty bad when you are so bored that you watch Trading Spaces re-runs for the third time.

One last thing before I go, I want to say "Happy Birthday" to Kait!!! *taps on mic* "This ones for you babe.... *sings*...."Here I am, once again
I'm torn into pieces
Can't deny it, can't pretend
Just thought you were the one
Broken up, deep inside
But you won't get to see the tears I cry
Behind these hazel eyes"

Please comment! I'll give two smarties to the first and second person who posts a comment... man, that's lame that I have to bribe you to comment....

Quick update and another joke

Well, overall I've had a pretty good week. Nothing really important happened... But at least nothing bad happened. I have to say I had a BLAST at Lauren's party last weekend! I love her dearly.

Oh, about the picture... this was at my first real high-school football game! It was very exciting for me. Those are my American friends, (from left to right)... Megan, Lauren Tolson, Kaite, Amanda, then some other babe ;-)

And lastly... what you all have been waiting for... the joke

A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."
"Oh, No!" she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy.
"Who was God's son?" said Saint Peter.
The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!"
"That's interesting... What made you say that?" said Saint Peter
Then She started to sing "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me..."

Hehe love you all

Yet another Joke

This joke was given to me by my HTML teacher from Potter School. Both Mom and I thought it quite funny.

This blonde was really tired of all the blonde jokes, so she dyed her
hair black. The next Sunday afternoon she was taking a leisurely drive
through the country and was traveling down an old dirt road. She came
upon a farmer who was herding his sheep across the road. She stopped the
car, and smiled as she watched the sheep playfully run across the path.

"Mr. Farmer," she said. "If I can guess how many sheep you have, may I
have one?"

The farmer said, "All right. But you only have five seconds to guess."
He certainly didn't want her to count the sheep.

The blonde looked to the left and right. "You have 352."

The farmer was shocked. "I don't believe it. That's exactly how many
sheep I have. Well, I'm a man of my word. Help yourself to one."

The blonde got out and spent a few minutes deciding. She got into her
car with her choice and was about to start the engine when the farmer
asked, "Say, if I can guess your true hair color may I have my dog
back?"

What a great joke!

Here's a joke that I found rather funny-

One time there were two men, Joe and Bart, walking in the woods. When they came upon a HUGE hole. They were amazed at how deep it was. So they decided they were going to try to measure the depth of this hole. So Joe picked up a stone and dropped it in the hole. They waited.... still they never heared the stone hit the bottom. So then Bart picked up a really big rock and dropped it.... but still they couldn't hear it hit the bottom. Finnally, disguisted Joe picked up a railroad tie that was lying near the hole and hoisted it into the hole with great effort. When all the sudden a crazy goat appeared out of no where and was running towards them with lightning speed, Joe and Bart ducked out of the way just a second before the goat jumped into the hole. Joe and Bart looked at eachother in amazment!
Not but two minutes later a farmer came by and asked them "Have you men seen my goat?" Joe replied "Maybe... a goat, running faster then I'd ever seen an animal run, ran straight for this hole and jumped in!" "Aw," the Farmer said, "couldn't have been my goat, he was chained to a railroad tie"

Dome slaka dome

Its official! I'm back! After spending 1/6 of a year in the land of the free, I have returned. Let me give you a list of some things thats going on in my life right now. (Why a list you ask? Well... I just like to make lists)

I am getting old. I have to use reading glasses now, it seems that my eyes are straining to see words both on a book and on a computer screen. Thankfully no broken hips yet cause you know my motto 'Once you break a hip, it all goes down hill from there'

I have officially enjoyed a Shakespeare book. (I've read 6 others and didn't like them) Taming of the Shrew is the one I did actually like. And am considering putting it on my 'favorite books' list. (You see, I really do like lists)

I have officially counted all of my black shirts. Total: 15 black shirts (not including the two I don't like), 1 black sweater, and 3 sweater-jackets... What can I say... I think I like black clothes just as much as lists...

Today I have just developed this weird, small, white, bump on my hand... and I have no clue what it is.

I am reading the entire Bible this year. My mom got a 365 day, chronological Bible, well I am stealing it for a year, and have just finished Job. I love this passage in chapter 38 when God rebukes Job.
4"Where were you when I laid the foundations of the earth?
Tell Me, if you have understanding.
5 Who determined its measurements?
Surely you know!
Or who stretched the line upon it?
6 To what were its foundations fastened?
Or who laid its cornerstone,
7 When the morning stars sang together,
And all the sons of God shouted for joy?
I think about how many times I question God about His will. But just read this small section. After you do, you wonder 'Who Am I to question the Living God?'

I am alive

Just wanted to let you know, (if I haven't lost all my readers already) that I am alive. And do plan on updating my blog regularly once I get back home. There was no way for me to be able to update while i have been here. But I will reture in 4 days... See you then!!!!!!